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He’s decked out in armor and has a long sword slung casually over his shoulder as he looks off to the side, as if to say, “I’m too cool to look directly at the camera.” Evidence suggests this type of photo is very attractive to online daters.

Probably best to avoid depicting yourself as a psycho stalker if you want people to message you. First, you have the picture, which is nothing short of epic.Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?

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